boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

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"The first and final thing you have to do in this world is to last it and not be smashed by it."
- Ernest Hemingway (via observando)

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thekneegrope:

john barely even looking up from his phone when mary gets handed a whole list of people who hate her but totally decking the chief superintendent for calling sherlock a weirdo

(Source: thekneegrope, via onemoremiracleiheardyou)

    person: you look dead
    me: thanks

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

(Source: ugly, via onemoremiracleiheardyou)